Fargo-Valley City ND Street Fair Moorhead is the Worst Place to Perform 2018

Fargo-Valley City ND Street Fair Moorhead is the Worst Place to Perform 2018

I'm going to give you the fire you're gonna hold it like this hold it on the inner with both hands keep it right up there don't put it down for any reason we got to make sure we get the money I can see the wall I wanna get to know you both hands like I don't care if you get arrested I guess 

I get to know Jonathan's he doesn't want me to search here Jonathan came all the way from North Dakota it also says here Jonathan at brown Anna I was stealing nothing and he's like I got kids we know you got kids and there's no money what am I going to steal your cat like 16 credit cards I don't want to be there my god can you just stand up there you guys gotta give me something I've heard you the first time 

thank you please go home I do this show because I like it because I want to be fun for people it's only fun if you guys like are willing to play along tops right that's how it feels good all like you so I'm doing my best up there I've been doing this for over 10 years trying to laugh and like thank you so laughs and stuff like that and I want you guys to have fun but I'm not going to like sell my soul to do it right so I'm gonna in this show my favorite tricks if you guys like it let me know you like it but if you do like it and you do respect any of this you would like to see more performance Sunday being aware that we are people you know I mean I'm a human being I'm feeling just like all of you I'm not the TV you can't just stare at me this isn't the time to have calming down 

Fargo-Valley City ND Street Fair Moorhead is the Worst Place to Perform 2018

you guys still don't get it it's amazing there's like 50 people here who actually like this and the rest of you are just standing here because there's nothing else to do over judge the screw performer got a Walmart again I don't need anything right now all right so this is something that I'm going to have to show it this is the most difficult thing I've ever learned I'm going to juggle these five flaming car trips he's taken me years to learn I'm a World Championship juggler and he's have water World Championship title with juggling and that's about the response and I'm used to where I tell like I would have left by now if I wasn't having fun I would agree I'm gonna go do something good okay my name is Sam I'm a professional comedian I travel all across the planet doing this hoping I can make people laugh 

I want make sure to be a place for people from all walks of life to come together and we can all have fun have fun it kind of sucks with that but there's a lot of terrible stuff in the world you gotta laugh at some of it alright 

seriously put aside all your differences we're all the same I'm the same as all of you we're all people that's all I see what I do there having said if you want to get political if you're a liberal support my show I'm an artist I'm also a small business 

don't care please quit talking seriously if you don't quit talking do believe in the boogey man the boogey man I'm gonna hide in your closet every night so this is not kind of a big deal to me to be able to do something like this please stop talking 

okay the court is yours are you sure I'm giving it to you Oh ma'am it's your big break a lot of people try to go to LA to get on TVs here's your big break you're going to be Fargo famous okay all right then I'm gonna keep talking who's already been on TV kit talks the longest I grew up in a bad neighborhood that's why I do all this stuff this is how I support my family they still get back there I'm very proud of where I came from because I learned something when I was a kid you can laugh at your problems you can deal with a lot of stuff in the world there's a lot of terrible crap going on today but if you can deal with it - sigh laughs at least once 

that's worth it all right when I was a kid I grew up in a rough neighborhood it's kind of like some of the area's out here I'm from Nevada I grew up in a reservation about as high you very proud of my heritage as a native before I want to take a moment to welcome all of you into our land and I see you guys have already nothing yeah everybody guess that I was Native I've got made fun about my whole life like you guys right now you're like I think he's a Jewish Mexican that's cool I got picked on my whole life as a cantor is terrible when I was a kid on the rez ever to make fun of me like his mom's white get him I go to the town they're like these bro get them but I'll change though when I turned 13 I think everybody everybody made fun of me they thought I was Japanese 

I love it so now because if I tell hunger for white people I'm NATIVE some of them will come up afterwards okay I'm Cherokee my grandma was born in a cheap all right I'm gonna have the show with this five torches most difficult thing I've ever learned like I said nobody paid me to come back enough are gonna do this I came all the way here to perform because I wanted to be fun and I wanted to be something I'd be memorable for people so if you guys had fun if you laughed 

please support my show this is I make a living you don't have to leave a lot at the end I'll be holding a small bag I'll let you guys buy a ticket and you decide what you pay for the ticket at the very end unlike any other show anyway so if you like this come up at the end you don't have to leave a lot hundred dollars is fine it's fine if you don't leave that much she said if I don't make it I'm going to stay here and I'm going to marry one of your daughters for your sons 

you just live in a very public place like literally it happens all the time it's perfectly fine okay if you did up but you let me ten bucks plus the cost of a movie ticket for one person that comes me have fun dealing there twenty I can do the show without you know please support my family do what I love please let me shake your hands deal even twenty six really you guys are the people are doing the show for you help everybody be able to enjoy it and if anybody here leaves a fifty I know you can afford a hundred step it up damn alright five torches most dangerous thing I've ever learned everybody let's give me your energy hands in the air Hey look we're starting a cult we underwent a my name is Sam everybody what's my name I think I just walk off this is what I do for a living like then just together everybody we're going to cop with me for watching my name is Sam I hope you had fun 

I'm going to give you the fire you're gonna hold it like this hold it on the inner with both hands keep it right up there don't put it down for any reason we got to make sure we get the money I can see the wall I wanna get to know you both hands like I don't care if you get arrested I guess 

I get to know Jonathan's he doesn't want me to search here Jonathan came all the way from North Dakota it also says here Jonathan at brown Anna I was stealing nothing and he's like I got kids we know you got kids and there's no money 

what am I going to steal your cat like 16 credit cards I don't want to be there my god can you just stand up there you guys gotta give me something I've heard you the first time 

thank you please go home I do this show because I like it because I want to be fun for people it's only fun if you guys like are willing to play along tops right that's how it feels good all like you so I'm doing my best up there I've been doing this for over 10 years trying to laugh and like thank you so laughs and stuff like that and I want you guys to have fun but I'm not going to like sell my soul to do it right so I'm gonna in this show my favorite tricks if you guys like it let me know you like it but if you do like it and you do respect any of this you would like to see more 

performance Sunday being aware that we are people you know I mean I'm a human being I'm feeling just like all of you I'm not the TV you can't just stare at me this isn't the time to have calming down 

you guys still don't get it it's amazing there's like 50 people here who actually like this and the rest of you are just standing here because there's nothing else to do over judge the screw performer got a Walmart again I don't need anything right now all right so this is something that I'm going to have to show it this is the most 

difficult thing I've ever learned I'm going to juggle these five flaming car trips he's taken me years to learn I'm a World Championship juggler and he's have water World Championship title with juggling and that's about the response and I'm used to where I tell like I would have left by now if I wasn't having fun I would agree I'm gonna go do something good okay my name is Sam I'm a professional comedian I travel all across the planet doing this hoping I can make people laugh 

I want make sure to be a place for people from all walks of life to come together and we can all have fun have fun it kind of sucks with that but there's a lot of terrible stuff in the world you gotta laugh at some of it alright 

seriously put aside all your differences we're all the same I'm the same as all of you we're all people that's all I see what I do there having said if you want to get political if you're a liberal support my show I'm an artist I'm also a small business 

don't care please quit talking seriously if you don't quit talking do believe in the boogey man the boogey man I'm gonna hide in your closet every night so this is not kind of a big deal to me to be able to do something like this please stop talking 

okay the court is yours are you sure I'm giving it to you Oh ma'am it's your big break a lot of people try to go to LA to get on TVs here's your big break you're going to be Fargo famous okay all right then I'm gonna keep talking who's already been on TV kit talks the longest I grew up in a bad neighborhood that's why I do all this stuff this is how I support my family they still get back there I'm very proud of where I came from because I learned something when I was a kid you can laugh at your problems you can deal with a lot of stuff in the world there's a lot of terrible crap going on today but if you can deal with it - sigh laughs at least once 

Fargo-Valley City ND Street Fair Moorhead is the Worst Place to Perform 2018

that's worth it all right when I was a kid I grew up in a rough neighborhood it's kind of like some of the area's out here 

I'm from Nevada I grew up in a reservation about as high you very proud of my heritage as a native before I want to take a moment to welcome all of you into our land and I see you guys have already nothing yeah everybody guess that I was Native I've got made fun about my whole life like you guys right now you're like I think he's a Jewish Mexican that's cool I got picked on my whole life as a cantor is terrible when I was a kid on the rez ever to make fun of me like his mom's white get him I go to the town they're like these bro get them but I'll change though when I turned 13 I think everybody everybody made fun of me they thought I was Japanese 

I love it so now because if I tell hunger for white people I'm NATIVE some of them will come up afterwards okay I'm Cherokee my grandma was born in a cheap all right I'm gonna have the show with this five torches most difficult thing I've ever learned like I said nobody paid me to come back enough are gonna do this I came all the way here to perform because I wanted to be fun and I wanted to be something I'd be memorable for people so if you guys had fun if you laughed 

please support my show this is I make a living you don't have to leave a lot at the end I'll be holding a small bag I'll let you guys buy a ticket and you decide what you pay for the ticket at the very end unlike any other show anyway so if you like this come up at the end you don't have to leave a lot hundred dollars is fine it's fine if you don't leave that much she said if I don't make it I'm going to stay here and I'm going to marry one of your daughters for your sons c you just live in a very public place like literally it happens all the time it's perfectly fine okay if you did up but you let me ten bucks plus the cost of a movie ticket for one person that comes me have fun dealing there twenty I can do the show without you know please support my family do what I love please let me shake your hands deal even twenty six really you guys are the people are doing the show for you help everybody be able to enjoy it and if anybody here leaves a fifty I know you can afford a hundred step it up damn alright five torches most dangerous thing I've ever learned everybody let's give me your energy hands in the air Hey look we're starting a cult we underwent a my name is Sam everybody what's my name I think I just walk off this is what I do for a living like then just together everybody we're going to cop with me for watching my name is Sam I hope you had fun

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